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I am a chef, performance artiste, snake dancer and web page designer
have performed for Madonna, KD Lang, done many filmclips including John Stevens 2 tribes, worked on the new Superman movie, a multitude of magazines (including covers), various commercials and a multitude of corporate events...........but first and foremost I am a Nail Technician, yes, I create artificial fingernails for those who can't grow their own.


Take at look at your nails, if you care enough about your presentation you would probably need someone like me, if you don't care about your presentation, then nor do I.... it's a personal thing and some are quite happy with those raggedy, stumpy excuses for fingernails.


Most people use some form of hand gesture to express themselves, ever wondered how many people actually look at your nails and are repulsed ? More than you think.....

Wouldn't it be great to have others "admire" your nails ?


 

 

Well here's where I come in, I actually get a little bored (yet still excel) doing manicures (natural nails) as there is little or no artistic work required , yet if you want a manicure with great results and a shape that really suits you and your image, the Nail Zoo is the place to visit.

Nail Biters beware, you will get a stern yet polite talking to........ please.......please......please don't bite them.

Next time you choose to put your fingers in your mouth, remember where they have been ..... one of the most disgusting things to handle is money, how many people have handled that money before it came into your hands? And where had their hands been ? And some still persist on biting their nails.......

 


Nail biting is self mutilation...........

But we can still help you at The Nail Zoo.

Are you understanding my passion (obsession) yet ?



Nail biting is self mutilation...........

But we can still help you at The Nail Zoo.

Are you understanding my passion (obsession) yet ?

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